May the invasion of New Zealand begin
0 Comments Published by Tom Gara on Monday, October 11 at Monday, October 11, 2004.
Australian Prime Minister elect John Howard, commenting on the possibility that his government will control both houses of parliament, thus being able to legislate, well, anything he frigging well wants:
"We're not going to allow this to go to our head, we're not going to start proposing things that are disruptive, (but we) ... will press ahead very strongly with things that we've believed in for a long time," he said."
He said this while stroking a black cat in his high backed swivel chair, soon after ordering completion of his newly designed Weather Machine. If interest rates stay low, the Earth Orbiting missile base, known affectionately as his "death star" should go operational by 2006.
"We're not going to allow this to go to our head, we're not going to start proposing things that are disruptive, (but we) ... will press ahead very strongly with things that we've believed in for a long time," he said."
He said this while stroking a black cat in his high backed swivel chair, soon after ordering completion of his newly designed Weather Machine. If interest rates stay low, the Earth Orbiting missile base, known affectionately as his "death star" should go operational by 2006.

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