I want one so, so badly
1 Comments Published by Tom Gara on Wednesday, January 12 at Wednesday, January 12, 2005.
Curse them. Here I am content in my nomadic, cash-poor, experience rich ways, unconcerned with acquiring material possesions, and what does Apple do? They go out and engage my dormant gadget lust with the most awesome piece of gadgetry ever. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the iMac mini:
It is the guts of a full size computer, packed, somehow, into something the size of a car stereo. It is awesome and beautiful and the most desirable thing in the world to me right now. And its cheap - $500. Not only is this, hopefully, a turning point in Mac history (finally a cheap Mac so all those in-the-closet Mac lovers can try one out) - it has given me a gadget erection that will require months of cold showers to get rid of.
Seriously, this thing is SO small. You really could carry it around in your shoulder bag with you. I want to make slow, sensuous, devotional love to it. I want one. So badly.
Ahh it hurts to even look at the sexy little minx. I am seriously considering offering my bodily services to visiting sailors to make the money for this thing. To the harbour!
It is the guts of a full size computer, packed, somehow, into something the size of a car stereo. It is awesome and beautiful and the most desirable thing in the world to me right now. And its cheap - $500. Not only is this, hopefully, a turning point in Mac history (finally a cheap Mac so all those in-the-closet Mac lovers can try one out) - it has given me a gadget erection that will require months of cold showers to get rid of.
Seriously, this thing is SO small. You really could carry it around in your shoulder bag with you. I want to make slow, sensuous, devotional love to it. I want one. So badly.
Ahh it hurts to even look at the sexy little minx. I am seriously considering offering my bodily services to visiting sailors to make the money for this thing. To the harbour!
It's "soma" dude, watch out!