A Different Drummer


Invasion is the only option

North Korea have gone one step too far. The world could tolerate its nuclear weapons ambitions, its exporting of weapons technology to rogue states, its starvation of millions through broken Communist idealogy.

But now, I line has been crossed. As a man with luxuriant flowing hair, I absolutely cannot tolerate this shit:
"A campaign exhorting men to get a proper short-back-and-sides has been aired by state-run Pyongyang television.

The series is entitled Let us trim our hair in accordance with Socialist lifestyle."
Here is one of the campaign's proposed role models for tidy, well trimmed North Korean Socialism:



"Never trust a man with short hair", as my dad used to tell me.

2 Responses to “Invasion is the only option”

  1. # Blogger Devrim

    Too bad I'm shaving my head tomorrow! ;)  

  2. # Blogger Tom Gara

    What and you think I trust you? Never trust a man who is familiar with the term "donkey punch", either.  

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