Hilarious Star Wars takedown
1 Comments Published by Tom Gara on Wednesday, May 18 at Wednesday, May 18, 2005.
If you have either already seen the new Star Wars film, or you havent, and don't mild a mild degree of plot spoiling, then this razor sharp skewering of George Lucas' craptastic destruction of his once wonderful masterpiece is just brilliant.
On Yoda:
And again for Star Wars fans, here is a Penny Arcade primer for what we will undoubtably be exposed to in the coming week.
On Yoda:
''Deepest mind in the galaxy, apparently, and you still express yourself like a day-tripper with a dog-eared phrase book. ''I hope right you are''. Break me a fucking give''
And on unspeakably bad Star Wars dialogue:
''The prize for the least speakable burst of dialogue has, over half a dozen helpings of''Star Wars'' grown into a fiercely contested tradition, but for once the winning entry is clear, shared between Anakin and Padme for their exchange of endearments at home:
''You're so beautiful.''
''That's only because I'm so in love.''
''No, it's because I'm so in love with you.''
Ugh. That is seriously painful. George Lucas should be shot, damn him. I'll still be throwing a crisp 10 euro note into his vast swimming pool of money, however, when I sit down for the final Star Wars installment in Rotterdam. He only hurts me because he loves me, I swear.
And again for Star Wars fans, here is a Penny Arcade primer for what we will undoubtably be exposed to in the coming week.
Tom, certainly hilarious, will keep me rolling during the next star wars trilogy, or anthology or epilogue or prologue or prelude or whatever other time zone the series decides to go into:)