A Different Drummer

As a journalist, you dream of writing two paragraphs like this:

As the newlyweds struggled on the ground, a police officer used a Taser on Somora, 29, police said. Pastuszwska, 28, was holding her new husband tight, and was shocked as well, Skowron and authorities said.

"Imagine the kids and grandma seeing the bride and groom getting Tasered on the floor," said Skowron. "In my opinion, the police totally overreacted."

The whole story must be read, as an epic reflection on the beauty of life. That wasn't the last time the couple would be tasered in the days following their wedding....